Hello from the sauna that is the FROG. Temperature outside the FROG? A perfect spring day at 71 degrees fahrenheit with a dew point of 42 degrees. Relative humidity? Again, perfect at 35%. I'm not really sure what all that means except I do get the temperature part.

Now, let's check the readings inside the FROG. We don't have a weather station set up in here at this point. Perhaps the Edulence procurement team may dig one up and send it. We can hook up the live data to NYDailyCup.com and our faithful FrogBlog readers can check in on the dew point of the FROG at will....anytime from anywhere. I digress.

I'm not sure of the technical term so I'll just say, "It's hot as hell in here!!!". Condensation is forming on the one window we have and is blocking the view to the mailbox which keeps getting smashed by vandals or bad drivers. One lady actually showed up at the door the other day at 7am, holding the mailbox in her hand saying, "Sorry I'm such a shi**y driver". I was too tired to care. I'm digressing again. Dammit.

I think the cooling fans on the PCs are about to loose some bearings. They are whining louder than Red Sox Nation whining about Papi's swing mechanics. Personally, I'm happy that Papi lost his stroke. Hopefully he can keep it up until late September. What is the actual definition of digression?

So, the HVAC guy is coming first thing in the morning to give the central air unit the once over. On the phone he surmised we're probably out of freon. Either we have a leak or some unscrupulous college students have been stopping by and huffing all the freon...again. Pick another AC unit you heathens. Leave us alone.

The good news is...I've perspired all my extra water weight over the last two days and am finally approaching true fighting weight. I'm off to go fry some eggs on the desk for lunch...gotta keep the protein flowing. After that I'll climb into a tub of ice water to get the body temp back down below 100.

As they say here in NC, "Y'all have a nice day and keep it cool".    

Welcome to the FROG...the inner sanctum of coding at Edulence.  If it weren't for the window near our desks, we'd never see daylight.  For those who don't know, FROG stands for Finished Room Over Garage. Quaint, isn't it?  The FROG is the North Carolina satellite office of Edulence.  We're working on getting a second FROG set up somewhere in the Caribbean, that way we can start hosting the now semi-annual Edulence holiday extravaganza.  Someday.  Someday.